Robert Cooney

Robert Cooney

Director, Digital Media | Venn Diagram Humourist
How I drive performance: I measure twice, cut once, and make time to sharpen the saw.
Words to live by: We are so lightly here. It is in love that we are made. In love we disappear.
Social media platform of choice: Friendster
Top childhood movie: Raiders of the Lost Ark
Karaoke favorite: Hard to Handle by the Black Crowes
If I owned a shop, I would sell: Cuban cigars
In the movie of my life, I would be played by: Ethan Hawke
Title of my as-yet-unwritten autobiography: That was... AWESOME.
My morning routine: Hit snooze 3 times, shower, blow dry the beard.
First purchase after winning the lottery: a 1968 Mercury Cougar
Where’s Waldo? hiding in the deepest recesses of the human mind
If I were a meme: Annoyed Picard